I have no huge news.
Or do I? I do have huge news but I can't say right now. I'll leave you guessing. And your guess is as good as mine as to when I'll be able to reveal the aforementioned huge news. I guess you could say it is huge news indeed.
IN OTHER HUGE NEWS
I guess I'll open this comment feed up to some Q&A. But if you ask about my huge news, the answer will always be "no comment". Also here's a picture I took on my phone a couple months ago.