What does blog even stand for anyway? Wikipedia says (cause wikipedia is always right) that it stands for Web Log. I hate when acronyms pick letters arbitrarily out of their words just so it sounds cooler. Like let's take my full name for instance, Tyler Jude Glaiel. Let's see here... sure my initials could just be TJG or something boring like that, but from now on my initials are LUDGE.. see Tyler Jude Glaiel. Whatever.

I have nothing to write about even though I'm being forced to write, so I'm letting my mind spew it's excrement all over the screen again and hoping something comprehensible comes out of it. I mean, I have a lot I could talk about but don't really care to make too much of it public knowledge (for now. I'll wait till I'm old and write my life stories in a book like all old people do, only it'll be about 400 pages on why the good old days were so much better than you kids and your techno mumbo jumbo). Damn there goes my ability to think straight, cause I'm tired and my stomach hurts for some reason (maybe it was the coffee machine that refused my money and wanted exact change).

I'm not making much sense am I. Ok I'll talk about my English teacher, who I know is going to give me an A on this forced blogging assignment because I am doing so well on it with the ramblings and the incomprehensible thought excrement and overuse of the word excrement (it has so many uses) and the horrible grammar and whatnot. Nobody's judging you so don't judge me, reader. Anyway I think our English teacher is just trying to get us to argue for the sake of arguing cause today's class didn't help too much in learning anything. Actually we don't learn too much anyway, we just tend to sit and argue at each other. Most of the time I actively engage in the arguments but with sarcastic peanut-gallery comments meant to lighten the mood rather than being serious.

When you argue with someone you have to have some comic relief or you'll end up hating the person you're arguing with and getting all steamed up over something where the confusion only arises because our english teacher makes the topic so vague that you end up with one half arguing the equivalent of "Apples are red" while the other side argues "A basketball is round", and I'm sure that this long run on messed up in the head sentence makes sense to everyone who has the pleasure of reading this long run on messed up in the head journal entry of mine, which I am typing right now, at this very moment in time.

That previous paragraph is one sentence and it's awesome and I have officially run out of brain goo for this very weird entry. Thank you and goodnight.