What... it's glowing in broad daylight, and the box image looks horribly pasted on the present box, with lack of perspective and depth. Also, the business card looks pointless. It's like you're presenting that your business is to collect orbs. Also the phone number is highly incorrect, it's just a lot of 5's, eg. (555.555 etc).

Also, I highly doubt a business card is at $100 value, I mean, a high-end game cost about $100, and closure is no high-class game. So the price of a business card should be less than the cost of closure which should be less than $100.

Boy, if there's one thing I need in my life, it's Closure.

That's one big business card! About the size of a Nintendo 64 I'd say o_O

I'll buy one, but a few questions:

How Bright is the glow

How long does the glow last

Can I change the glows color

How do I charge the glow, hold it under light

How does it glow

Could the glow give me cancer if I use it too often

Does all the white glow, or just the top

Will the glow ever run out

If the glow DOES run out, can I get a new card half off

Do I get some sort of warranty if the glow dosnt work

If the glow happens to rub off on my clothes, what do you suggest I use, bleach?

and finally, how big is your dick.

Too bad I can't drive over to the other side of the continent in that time. :(

Lame.

It would be kinda neat if your business card revealed the level when held up to bright light or something. Get on that.

*Blows nose*
Gimme a hug!

i see John beefed up your "thinking with lights" picture.

I can see the NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR box.

You're a very wierd person.

CLOSURE SIXTY-FOOOUUUUUR!