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For a Friend

Posted by Glaiel-Gamer - May 27th, 2009


My friend *cough* Super Appendix Man has asked me to post his artistic statement for his latest piece of interactive art for him:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
497142

Here it is:

"I see that a lot of people here are disappointed by the new widescreen layout. It's not a bad change or anything, just might take a little getting used to. But in the end, it's a change for the better. It's a move forward, a maturing, so to speak, of Newgrounds.

Well, I am not a master debater, so I decided to communicate my point through a better medium: art game. Sure, the term art game in and of itself is a vague term, but for those that don't know, it refers to a game with more artistic meaning than what is on the surface. And that is what "Widescreen Layout Fun" is. On the surface, it is not more than a simple cock joke, a phallus that erects in widescreen and droops flaccid in normal mode. Gee, I wonder what that could symbolize? Surly, for the average person, it could simply be a statement of "The widescreen layout is better". Doesn't take much digging to find that meaning, but, as with all good art, this submission operates on multiple levels.

A boner is a symbol of maturity. Sure, kids can get them too, but they have no idea what's going on with them, nor what they are truly for. Newgrounds is a teenager now, yet it seems to have blossomed late, sites like Youtube which are much younger have hit puberty (widescreen) earlier than NG. It's about time we hit puberty too.

However, just like the young male first beginning his ascent into manhood, Newgrounds is gonna have its fair share of voice cracking and acne. The layout isn't perfect yet, but that does not mean it won't get there eventually, it just has to pass through puberty first. Slowly but surly, our beloved site will grow up. Its a gradual process, but one thats for the better in the long run. And who knows, with the site growing up, maybe NG will get a girlfriend? I hear Kongregate is single.

All it takes is a little bit of support from its fan-ily, and perhaps some acne gel, and NG will be just fine"

Amazing how much thought was put into Super Appendix Man's submission.


Comments

Woot 1st!
I agree probably I havent read it.

Having read it.
Are you that sad that you'd take that much time just to come up with a story about a penis joke?

Honestly. Some people.

Your alt should be banned.

And stuff kongregate she has various STD's that's where Ng got medals from.

How are you today?

That's a lot of thinking, for a simple cock joke. Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.

Thank you my friend

The only "good" thing I've seen about this entire Wide Layout is the opportunity for that one cock joke. I still wouldn't call it a step forward.

Hey cool I'm actually interested in how he/you did that.

And I'm fine with the layout, but I really don't think people know what can and will happen with the auto-play feature.

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE JONBRO HIS CHOCOLATE MILK. BABY IS CRANKY.

At least we know all jonbro likes are cocks

So, you're saying... Wait, sorry. Let me try again...

So, he's saying that Youtube, which started in 2005, hit puberty at 3 years of age, whereas Newgrounds reached it at the age of 14?
I've heard that each person/website starts at a different age, but jeez Newgrounds; those pre-pubescent boys have really taken a toll on you.

I wonder what happened to Youtube to make it so sexually active at such a young age though?

It's all those damn hormones they put in the food

I must say, that's a clever implimentation.

How did he do that?

Your...I mean SuperAppendixMan is saying YouTube is more mature than Newgrounds?

glaiel gamer is also stealing superappendixman's flash games!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL masterdebater

The Wide screen layout is optional remember that